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19

May

plot twist:
yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.

mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

  • wasps
  • those stringy things on the banana
  • commercials on youtube

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

(Source: wtfstyls)

killette:

“How will your tattoos look when you’re old?!”
Pretty fucking bad ass apparently.

(Source: thievinggenius)

fancybidet:

When did self worth get reduced to desirability?

get-nerdy:

j-o-h-n-n-y—d-e-p-p:

the-s0cial-n0mad:

hereisours:

im-l-o-v-i-n-it:

honeyglazecrossing:

Sure why not

I’m pretty sure I won’t get any messages

Do it!

Go for it !

pretty please? <3

get-nerdy:

j-o-h-n-n-y—d-e-p-p:

the-s0cial-n0mad:

hereisours:

im-l-o-v-i-n-it:

honeyglazecrossing:

Sure why not

I’m pretty sure I won’t get any messages

Do it!

Go for it !

pretty please? <3

(Source: illestb1tch)

multipack:

pu$$y so cheap its pu¢¢y

(Source: animeshawty)

slightlysouthern:

urltima:

sheeranal:

Okay well this picture has really bad quality, but let me tell you a story. There’s this boy, and his name’s Dyllon. He’s the biggest bully and he’s always throwing stuff at me in school and I get so annoyed with him like he’s so rude. But today, I wore this brown cardigan thingy and the sleeves went down just past my elbows, so you could see some of my scars. In English I went to go hand him a pen or something and he saw them and he grabbed my arm and he like stroked one of them and smiled at me and I got really red and I thought he was gonna make fun of me for them, so I turned the other way. But he grabbed me and he hugged me and told me he loved me and then he showed me his arm and he had them too and I started crying and he told me it wasn’t worth it and that it’s okay and then he gave me his number and said if I ever needed him for anything to call him and he would do anything for me, even take the bus to my house if I needed him. It was the most serious I’d ever seen him be and i just love him so so much

imnotcryingimnotcryingimnotcrying


Ohmygodohmygodnotgonnacry Shi im crying .

slightlysouthern:

urltima:

sheeranal:

Okay well this picture has really bad quality, but let me tell you a story. There’s this boy, and his name’s Dyllon. He’s the biggest bully and he’s always throwing stuff at me in school and I get so annoyed with him like he’s so rude. But today, I wore this brown cardigan thingy and the sleeves went down just past my elbows, so you could see some of my scars. In English I went to go hand him a pen or something and he saw them and he grabbed my arm and he like stroked one of them and smiled at me and I got really red and I thought he was gonna make fun of me for them, so I turned the other way. But he grabbed me and he hugged me and told me he loved me and then he showed me his arm and he had them too and I started crying and he told me it wasn’t worth it and that it’s okay and then he gave me his number and said if I ever needed him for anything to call him and he would do anything for me, even take the bus to my house if I needed him. It was the most serious I’d ever seen him be and i just love him so so much

imnotcryingimnotcryingimnotcrying

Ohmygodohmygodnotgonnacry
Shi im crying .

(Source: siddman)

TELL ME HOW YOU’D FUCK ME.

misterdelfuego:

Tell me anonymously, and I’ll post it without comment.

(Source: askboxmemes)

#teamfatpussy

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks